The Interview – Old in New Style

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Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left ?

Applicant: That’s easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge ?

Applicant:

    Open the fridge.

    Put the elephant in.

    Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant:

    Open the fridge.

    Take the elephant out.

    Put the deer in.

    Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It’s lion’s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday.

Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Er….I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fell from the plane. You may leave now 😀

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