Wrong mail ID:
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile….Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve reached
Date: 16 Mar 2008
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we
are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I’ve just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to see you TOMORROW!
Carrer Songs – The 8 Stages …
College Days – “Hum Honge Kamiyaab, Hum Honge Kammiyaab ek din”
When Giving Interview — ” Tu hi re, Tu Hi re, Tere Bina mein Kaise Jiyu ”
Waiting For interview Result — “Intehaa ho gayi, interzaar ki, aayina Kuch khabar mere yaar ki ”
Just joined — ” Tu cheez badi hai mast mast ”
After Some Time — “Ye Kaha aa gaye Hum ”
After Some more time – “Na koi umang hai, na koi tarang hai, meri zindagi hai kya ? ek katti patang hai ”
Finally when you didnt got better offer any more — ” jeena yaha , marna yaha , isske siva jaan kaha ? “
A student attached Rupees 100 /- to his test paper and wrote Rp 1 or 1 marks.
Teacher checked the paper. He sent him Rs. 81 bck and wrote
” You got 19 marks. Keep the change”.
Sir walking through the forest n saw snake
hanging on d tree.
Sirf latakne se height nai badegi,
Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye.
Girl : Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
boy : Long Drive Par..!!
girl: Pahle Kyo Nahi Bataya..?
boy : Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Laga
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Learn ABCDE ……..
Do you know the meaning of ABCDEFG : “A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl”….
Reverse the meaning of GFEDCBA : “Girls Forget Everything Done n Catches Boy Again”
Side Effects Of Love …
Son: Daddy, aap ki love marriage hui thi naa?
Daddy: haan beta, how did u know?
son: Bcoz the diffrence between my date
of birth and your marriage date is only 6 months.
Comment by Mihir Joshi — January 3, 2009
Santa’s Life …
Santa and his son were visiting America for the very first time.
Santa was at a Local Food store going up and down the aisles with his son.
Santa asked, “What is this??
Santa`s son, “Powdered orange juice”
Santa, “Powdered orange juice??”
Son: “Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice.”
A few minutes later, in a different aisle Santa asked again, “And what is this?? Son, “Powdered milk”
Santa, “Powdered milk??”
Son: “Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!”
A few minutes later, in a different aisle…
Santa, “And give a look here!! Baby Powder !! What a country, What a country!”
Comment by amey — January 3, 2009
Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
Eight words women use…!
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8.) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s true.
Comment by Bhavin Vakil — December 22, 2008
Pakistan Syllabus ….
What’s Students Study in Pakistan ??????????????????????
(Careers in PAKISTAN )
M.B.B.S.–Member of Bomb Blasting Society
IIT–Islamabad Institute of Terrorism
CAT—Career in Alqueda & Taliban
M.Tech –Masters in Terror Technology
LLB –Learning Licence of Bomb Blasting
B.Sc. –Bio-Weapon Science
B.D.S.—Bomb Development Society
Comment by Bhavin Vakil — December 22, 2008
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